Alas, poor Yorick. I didn’t really know him.
A Pox on Thee!
- me: how come nobody wishes poxes on anyone anymore?
- I want to tell someone "A pox on thee!"
- Miles: i do that all the time
- in my head
- me: A pox I say!
- would be good to do that more
- out loud
- ill do it next time someone sasses me on the street
- in 7th grade
- right after we read romeo and juliette
- i would wish "a plague on both your houses" to fucking everyone
- wished it on my math teacher a lot
- almost got in trouble
- but my english teacher was my house advisor
- (homeroom teacher)
- and she thought it was funny
- every time I didn't get functions
- which was a lot
- i'd be all
- "A plague! A plague!"
- all loud and disruptive of independent math time
- Miles: haha
- i love you
- me: and i'd raise my hands to the heavens and all
- still got a C in math
- despite all the plaguing
oldtobegin asked: hey, long time no see you... on here... that sentence didn't work out so good. hope you're well <3
It was getting too distracting, but I just had a conversation I don’t want to lose so you can look forward to another post in 5… 4… 3… 2… soon!
popsbestbits asked: Get well soon! I hope you kept Brock's jawbone. It might be worth something on eBay and it could go towards your healthcare bills. xx
I’m way ahead of you.
Anonymous asked: i CERTAINLY HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON.
thanks!
On nose jobs.
You wouldn’t happen to know how long after a nose job you can do coke again would you?
Hardcore bitches don’t even remove the gauze.
Famous Ray’s Original Web Series - Episode 3: Canceled
The only thing better is Robocop. But let’s be real; Robocop is a lot better.
