September 2011
2 posts
“Alas, poor Yorick. I didn’t really know him.”
1 tag
Time to read "Hitchhiker" again?
May 2011
2 posts
A Pox on Thee!
me: how come nobody wishes poxes on anyone anymore?
I want to tell someone "A pox on thee!"
Miles: i do that all the time
in my head
me: A pox I say!
would be good to do that more
out loud
ill do it next time someone sasses me on the street
in 7th grade
right after we read romeo and juliette
i would wish "a plague on both your houses" to fucking everyone
wished it on my math teacher a lot
almost got in trouble
but my english teacher was my house advisor
(homeroom teacher)
and she thought it was funny
every time I didn't get functions
which was a lot
i'd be all
"A plague! A plague!"
all loud and disruptive of independent math time
Miles: haha
i love you
me: and i'd raise my hands to the heavens and all
still got a C in math
despite all the plaguing
oldtobegin asked: hey, long time no see you... on here... that sentence didn't work out so good. hope you're well <3
April 2011
4 posts
popsbestbits asked: Get well soon! I hope you kept Brock's jawbone. It might be worth something on eBay and it could go towards your healthcare bills. xx
Anonymous asked: i CERTAINLY HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON.
On nose jobs.
dearcoketalk:
You wouldn’t happen to know how long after a nose job you can do coke again would you?
Hardcore bitches don’t even remove the gauze.
Saturday Night
lying alone in the darkness - wide awake - contemplating my body’s decay
March 2011
3 posts
“Wow, a Bob Mackie!”
– Milhouse Van Houten
“Perhaps it was no more than losing her “Nixon’s the One!” pin...”
February 2011
20 posts
“Hey, hey! That’s a leave in conditioner.”
– Bart Simpson
My dog, Tummy, and I* will be on "The Colbert...
*If you have X-Ray vision
While watching "Aliens" last night, I came to...
” In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”
I mean, what are we, to believe that Ripley is stronger than...
Anyone who gives birth is a murderer.
I mean, if you think about it.
“You were like, where’s my hummus, and I was like, fuck, it’s literally right...”
– Downstairs Neighbor Who Needs To Find Something Else To Yell At His Girlfriend About (via thenotes)
Are those the neighbors who break things and yell so loud that it makes all the dogs in the building go insane?
WatchLive-4-Ever
(McBain Movie)
Miles sent me a link to a picture of a sleeping... →
If you don’t sign this (and are good looking) I will rape you.
The voices of happy children
are worse than nails on a chalk board.
This is a place of business, people.
I Swallowed a Chicken Bone About 3 Hours Ago
and it is slowly, slowly choking me to death
January 2011
93 posts
Toska Logistics
Would be my name, were I in a Pynchon novel.
Wow. The weather is nice.
Tom Purcell (on Egypt)
“Please stop holding the doors. Please don’t be a hero.”
– The Most Depressed Subway Conductor In New York City (via thenotes)
Colbert Improv (Seize the Mustard) tonight in some... →
A Healthy Diet
consists of at least 6 cheese burgers a week
